Samuel

Samuel is a shepherd in the small town of Copenhagen. Unlike in most towns, Samuel’s job is very important to the community’s livelihood. There is an almost unbearable stench in Copenhagen, making a very dire need for sheep’s bladders in the town. These bladders are worn over the face of those in town, making it easier to breathe and bear the horrid stench.

The sheep that Samuel raises are, therefore, a product of a very peculiar breeding style. These sheep, (dubbed “Copens” for the town where they were developed) have been cross bred with several different kinds of animals so that every single sheep has between seven and twelve bladders.

As of late, a local band of ruffians has been killing and eating Samuel’s sheep. This poses a rather serious threat to all of Copenhagen, for if a person cannot breathe, he cannot make a living.

It is also of note that Samuel has occasionally been seen fornicating with his sheep, although he has never publicly and explicitly confessed to such acts. When asked about the matter, Samuel told local reporters, “Well I don’t recall goin' around askin' you 'bout how you screw your animals, now do I?”