Seitenen

Located north of their namesake mediocre wall, Seitenin is a secluded hippie colony on the northwestern corner of the Angstasian Continent. While approximately 40,000 people left to start the city, it is unknown their current population, or even if the picture shown is really of Seitenin.

About twenty years ago, a group of people had a disagreement with Big Ben over the use of pornography in saving the Panda population. While Big Ben campaigned to "Save the Pandas," the future residents of Seitenin insisted that they were simply "too delicious to save." At the threat of large scale civil war within Cobainia, Big Ben wrote a land grant for the city of Seitenin to be founded. And the rest, as they say, is history.