The Great Dungeon Master in the Sky

The Wrath of the Great Dungeon Master in the Sky
The great unknown force which all inhabitants of the realm of Angstasia have come to fear. When something bad happens to a denizen of Angstasia, it is usually safe to assume that they have angered the Great Dungeon Master in the Sky. Examples of those who are believed to have died as a result of invoking the wrath of the Great Dungeon Master in the Sky include: Generally, when one is seeking to determine if an individual has died as a result of invoking the wrath of the Great Dungeon Master in the Sky, one watches for one of his favorite ways of killing people. These include, but are not limited to:
 * Alexander the Great
 * King George III
 * Raelyn
 * Mr. Timn
 * Dr. Tran
 * The Black Plague
 * Extreme Environmental Conditions
 * Wail of the Banshee
 * Decapitation
 * Horde of Huns
 * Warforged Soul Eater
 * Chaotic Neutral Pyromancer
 * Satyr

DM Points
Occasionally, however, someone will find themselves in great favor of the Great Dungeon Master in the Sky. In such rare instances, glass beads will materialize in their hands that can be redeemable for all sorts of good fortune. Such redeemables include:
 * An automatic roll of a natural 20 on any roll.
 * Exchange for any item of a value of 12,000 Gold or less.
 * Influencing the complex decision-making process of the Great Dungeon Master in the Sky.
 * Changing the odds of winning for a round at Big Ben's Bipolar Unicorn Death Race Arena.
 * Instant beard growth of any desirable length.
 * Any number of other things that are at the discretion of the Great Dungeon Master in the Sky.