North Ivan

North Ivan is an artifical continent, located far north of Angstasia. This continent is filled with theme parks, the most notable of which include Aizenland, Vegetaland, and Benderland.

Local legends on Angstasia say to watch out for those who deal tickets to the attractions on North Ivan, as they are said to be con artists.

The attractions on North Ivan are subpar to say the least. Everything in the entire area is made to squeeze money and life out of the tourists who are allured into its trap. Local residents also complain about the loudspeaker messages broadcast by the three parks. One such resident claimed, "Lies! Lies! Nothing but lies comes across them blasted intercom systems! And they just blast them all the time, without any regard fer day ner night!"