List Of Potential Campaigns

This page is dedicated to preserving the myriad thoughts on potential campaigns that can be run in the wonderful world of Angstasia.

Corruption at the Arena
Lately, there have been accusations made against some of the referees at Big Ben's Bipolar Unicorn Death Race Arena. Namely, certain people think that the odds are being rigged, and referees are making serious bank while bankrupting the citizens who spend their hard earned money there. It is undoubtedly not long before there are riots in the streets from this. Completion of this task awards lifetime discounts of 10% at all Big Ben Enterprises franchises.

Recommended Level: 5

The Hardest Campaign Known to Man, Monkey, and Methamphetamines
Anyone who has ever been to North Ivan knows that it is the largest rip off known to Angstasia. Your mission? Stop Aizen, Vegeta, and Bender's reign of corruption and terror and turn North Ivan into the family-friendly theme park triumvirate it was intended to be. Why is this so hard? There is a special barrier around North Ivan that causes anyone not affiliated with Aizen, Vegeta, or Bender to lose all stat bonuses, items not purchased in North Ivan, skill points ,spells, and other level-up related bonuses, as well as setting all ability scores to 10 during the time that people are within the barrier. The public accepted this barrier under the guise that "it keeps people from cheating at any of the games." And while that it does, it also makes it almost impossible to stop the triple reign of terror that is Aizen, Vegeta, and Bender.

Recommended Level: 20

Why It's Gotta Be Black?
While the first campaign ever run in Angstasia was centered around the robed hoodlums known as the Men of the Black Hood, the party met their defeat at the bottom of the sixth circle of Hell. And since the tobacco industry is going just as strong as ever, one has to assume that they haven't stopped their business just because of some dead orphans that cried wolf. Of course, it's also possible that they have replaced those among their ranks who have died since the incident.

Recommended Level: 12

Mafia Business
As of late, the Mafia has allegedly been recruiting new members. Masquerading under the guise of an "independent laboratory testing facility," they have been offering "full-time, stable employment, with access to benefits after 90 days." No one has been able to confirm whether or not these alleged benefits exist, as none have survived the 90 days. The maddening experiments that they have performed on these recruits have been anything from simple torture device testing to zombification. Your mission is to find out what the Mafia's ultimate goal is and put a stop to it at all costs.

Recommended Level: 8

Dead Endings
In the calm little Pelago-Archie Islands, there are stories told to children to get them to behave. Unlike most towns, this town tells its children of a Dread Necromancer that feeds on unruly children and turns them into his slaves. What truth is there to these stories? Is this why once a month the islands are closed to visitors? What the hell is wrong with this place? Your reward? The undying gratitude of the children and townsfolk of the Pelago-Archie Islands, if I had to make an educated guess.

Recommended Level: 1

A Lovely Bunch of Coconuts
Anyone who has ever looked at a map of Angstasia has wondered two things. Firstly, did a first grader draw this thing? Seriously, it looks like crap. Secondly, what's up the the continent of Kairyu? The truth of the matter is that Kairyu is unexplored, and there is an expedition headed that way to explore it. So if you've ever wanted to explore a whole new world within a whole new world, this is the campaign for you.

Recommended Level: 7

How to Get an A on Your History Project
Dead End is known to have a statue in the middle of town that looks like someone with Down's Syndrome carrying an ornate sword. The townspeople claim that his look is from the effects of acid rain, but the mayor is looking for a band of adventurers who are looking to find out more about this hero and his story, since no one in town has a clue what he actually did. He's offering the sword that the statue's sword is based on as a reward to anyone who can give him an accurate history of the hero.

Recommended Level: 15

Tax Audit
Big Ben has been rather troubled that he isn't the wealthiest man in the known universe for some time now. Although he has had other pressing concerns, he would like someone to investigate Leon Barrington of Copenhagen, who is the one man with more money than Big Ben. While Big Ben doesn't want him dead, he does want to figure out his source of income and then siphon some of it off so that he can be wealthier than Leon.

Recommended Level: 10

Zombie Centaurs
There seems to have been a recent problem with undead centaurs popping up on Ailartsua. The monster council of St. Richardstine has posted a request for adventurers to help make these horse-men headless.

Recommended Level: 1